bastard uncle

some damn blond guy comes home erly from work and hears strange noises comin from teh bedroom.
he runs upstairs to find his wife nekkid on there bed, sweatin and pantin.
'wat hapened' he sayed.
'im havin a hart attack' crys the woman.

he runs down the steps and grabs phone and just as he is dialin 911 his 4 year old yungun comes up and sayed,
'daddy! daddy!.... uncle teds hidin in yer closet an hes got no clothes on',,,,

teh motherfucker slams down the phone and storms up the steps into the bedroom past his screamin wife, and rips open the door of the closet.
an wat the hell, there is his brother, totally nekkid, cowerin in the closet.

'ya bastard' shouts the husband,
'my old ladys havin a hart attack and your runnin around scaring the yungus!!!!'


rock on !!!