how do you starve a black guy???

q: how do you starve a black guy?????

a: hide his food stamps under his work boots. lol

rock on !!!

bastard uncle

some damn blond guy comes home erly from work and hears strange noises comin from teh bedroom.
he runs upstairs to find his wife nekkid on there bed, sweatin and pantin.
'wat hapened' he sayed.
'im havin a hart attack' crys the woman.

he runs down the steps and grabs phone and just as he is dialin 911 his 4 year old yungun comes up and sayed,
'daddy! daddy!.... uncle teds hidin in yer closet an hes got no clothes on',,,,

teh motherfucker slams down the phone and storms up the steps into the bedroom past his screamin wife, and rips open the door of the closet.
an wat the hell, there is his brother, totally nekkid, cowerin in the closet.

'ya bastard' shouts the husband,
'my old ladys havin a hart attack and your runnin around scaring the yungus!!!!'


rock on !!!

definiton of finger omelet

fin·ger om·e·let    [fing-ger om-lit, om-uh]
–noun
Female masturbation. When a woman is fingering herself so fast that it looks like she is whipping some eggs.

Jennie would rather sit at home and make a finger omelet than go out to the bar and have fun.


lol

the longgest scream

3 frends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make there wifes scream more from sex.

tehy all go home to have sex with there wifes and make em scream.

the next day the meet. teh first frend sayed, 'I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screamin for at least 1 1/2 hours.'

the 2nd frend sayed, 'thats nothing, i start lickin my wife for 2 hours and she was screamin the whole time and half hour after that.'

the 3rd frend sayed, 'tahts nothing, i made love to my wife for 10 minutes, i cummed a couple times i wiped my dick in the curtain an she still screamin!' lol

rock on !!!