is politics in johnny q's future?

many people have asked us if were gettin into politics because of some of the things weve been wrtin about here in our blog and some on facebook. thats a good question an the anser is prolly not. we dont see ourself puttin up with city counsels, congress or such. if we did, itd prolly be county sherif or somethin like that.

were just exersising our rite to free speech whil we got it. but if ya want ta know our political views well be posting some more bout them in the folling days.

rock on !!!

happy birthday mr jesse!

well be out of pocket over the weekend. were goin to nashvegas to talk to our buddy about a gig at his hotel. but we wanted to take this oppertunitey to wish mr jesse a happy birhtday. hell be celebratin this mon and prolly raisin hell this weekend. hes a relly cool dude. been a good frend ta us dering dome hard times over teh last year. we hope ya have a good un, our little green frend.

rock on !!!

drinkin on the job? we dont think so!!!

hay, our superviser called our ass into work this mornin to cover this other dudes route that called out. it was 4am an he said the route started at 5am. our route donts start til 10am but we sait what the hell and came on in. the problem was is that we were drinkin like we usually do at nite. we aint workin a mornin job anymore so its our business ya know? well we showed up and he said we looked pickled and couldnt work like that. we said bullshit. we didnt even know he was gonna call us an what we do in our own homw in our off hours was our business. we asked him if he was gonna work us after callin our ass in early or did he want to run charlies route hisself.

guess what? he put our ass to work. we just hope we didnt mix the acidophouls up woth the 2 percent or the butter milk. his responsable if we did, ya know?

rock on !!!

the farmer an his wife

a farmer is lyin in bed with his wife an he turns to her grabs her tits and says "honey if you could get milk out of theas we could sell the cow". then he grabs her pussy an says "honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". she turns to him smiles,grabs his dick an says "honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother" lol

rock on !!!

saban aint no bear

we red in todays paper a artical askin if nick saban was the next bear bryant. that pisses us off.

were happy bama has a winning football coach but alabama is a proud university witha long traditon. we dont need to be "thanking our lucky stars saban chose to come to bama." he needs to be thankful the univeristy gave him a job!!! bama is one of the most prestegous football programs in history.

and to even draw any comparrisson to coach bryant after one 12-2 season at alabama is a bit presumtuous to say the lease. bama could go 6-7 this year.

rock on !!!

nissan commercial

somethin we herd bout stevie wonder

he nearly woar his fingers to the bone tryin ta read a cheese grater! lol

the doctor appt an the nite before

this dude wakes up from beein sleep, feeling real horny, awakes his wife an says, "hay why dont we get it on?" she says back to him, "i have a appt at the gyncologyst tomorrow and you know I dont like to make love the night before." so the husband says oka then and rolled back over and started ta go back to sleep.

a few minutes later, he awakes his wife again and says "ya dont by any chance have a dentists appt tomorrow do you?"

lol

the dog, the cat an the penis

a dog, a cat, and a penis are sittin around a camp fire one nite. teh dog says, "my life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". the cat said, "i don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." the penis outraged, says "at least your master dont put a bag over yer head and make ya do push ups until ya throw up!!" lol

alabama govt seeks to reinsate occupational tax

just say no to the alabama occupational tax

rock on !!!

alabama abc bans wine

hay, our states abc board has banned the sale of cycles gladiator brand wine. do ya know why? coz it has a picture of a nude woman on it. it aint porno or even erotic. its really a french drawing from over a hunred years ago. bastards! wat are they tryin to say? its ok to drink an drive but cant be nekkid while ya drink? the way we see it if god didnt watn us to be nude wed be born with close on. wats bad about art? ya dont know refined art when ya see it? bastards. besides,,,kids arnt supposed to be buyin wine anyways. how woud they see it even if it had a drippin open pussy on the lable? uptight bastards.

rock on and hang in there !!!

were on myspace

hay we wanted to tell ya all that were back on myspace. you can find us at myspace.com/johnny-q. its pretty plane right now coz our empasis is on this blog and facebook but just stay tuned!!! if they dont kick us off again lol


rock on !!!

the elepant and the camel

one day a elepant was walkin down the street and noticed the two humps on this camels back. he said to the camel "why are your tits on yer back?" the camel looked at him and said "thats kinda inapropreat coz you wear yer dick on yer face". lol

piss on you phillip tate

piss on you phillip tate!!! you stole our pass. wat do ya think we was keepin it for? well next time ya want ta go fishin with shamus and us, yer shit out of luck. we catch the biggest catfish an we know how ta fix em. yer loss muthafucker!! lol

and juest in case yer thinkin botu tellin our boss, take a look at tay's picture.

nobody,,,nobody messes with johnny fuckin q!!!!!!