the dog, the cat an the penis

a dog, a cat, and a penis are sittin around a camp fire one nite. teh dog says, "my life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". the cat said, "i don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." the penis outraged, says "at least your master dont put a bag over yer head and make ya do push ups until ya throw up!!" lol