frends fam & enemigos

darius owens



an fineally the motherfucker of the year. we keep forgettin to finish up with this asshole. hes not worth our time to sit down and rite about him. but evry time we take a shit and wipe our ass we take a look at wat we wiped off our ass an remembered taht we still need to rite about darius owens.

this cocksucker is nothin but a two bit wellfare usin commie pinko liberal limp wristed bastard. we was writin some shit on our facebook taht wasnt necesarly politicly correct. this asshole came out of nowhere an told us he was gonna report our ass to the admins. shut our damn acount down and banned our ass. wat hapened to freedom of speech you cocksucker???

its all good. ya think ya done us in. but nobody messes with johnny fuckin q. nobody. not even philip tate could put us down fer good.

kiss our ass cocksucker!!!

rock on !!!

how do you starve a black guy???

q: how do you starve a black guy?????

a: hide his food stamps under his work boots. lol

rock on !!!

bastard uncle

some damn blond guy comes home erly from work and hears strange noises comin from teh bedroom.
he runs upstairs to find his wife nekkid on there bed, sweatin and pantin.
'wat hapened' he sayed.
'im havin a hart attack' crys the woman.

he runs down the steps and grabs phone and just as he is dialin 911 his 4 year old yungun comes up and sayed,
'daddy! daddy!.... uncle teds hidin in yer closet an hes got no clothes on',,,,

teh motherfucker slams down the phone and storms up the steps into the bedroom past his screamin wife, and rips open the door of the closet.
an wat the hell, there is his brother, totally nekkid, cowerin in the closet.

'ya bastard' shouts the husband,
'my old ladys havin a hart attack and your runnin around scaring the yungus!!!!'


rock on !!!

definiton of finger omelet

fin·ger om·e·let    [fing-ger om-lit, om-uh]
–noun
Female masturbation. When a woman is fingering herself so fast that it looks like she is whipping some eggs.

Jennie would rather sit at home and make a finger omelet than go out to the bar and have fun.


lol

the longgest scream

3 frends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make there wifes scream more from sex.

tehy all go home to have sex with there wifes and make em scream.

the next day the meet. teh first frend sayed, 'I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screamin for at least 1 1/2 hours.'

the 2nd frend sayed, 'thats nothing, i start lickin my wife for 2 hours and she was screamin the whole time and half hour after that.'

the 3rd frend sayed, 'tahts nothing, i made love to my wife for 10 minutes, i cummed a couple times i wiped my dick in the curtain an she still screamin!' lol

rock on !!!

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tj



this cat runs a talkshow on the radeo in nashvegas. we think hes ether stupid as hell or on the dems payroll. he say he dont like ilegal aliens comin inot the usa. but wehn arizona passed that law enforcing the fedral one he sayed it was racist. we been round and round this damn issue with him on this. he hang up on us when we call in to debate it with him on the radeo. wehn he respond to us on his facebook page he just repeats the same shit over and over.

hes frustratin coz if he keeps runnin his damn mouth hes gonna make the ppl listenin to his show think he really beleves wat hes sayin. evry time we back him into a corner he says some shit like ''yer grandady is yer daddy an yer uncle too'' or ''next time yo u go to a fam reunion make sure you bring condoms.'' we bout got him slammed on his fb page before they banned our ass from facebook. more about the motherfucker that is responsible we promise.

rock on !!!

we aint done yet

bet yall thout we forgot bout our blog didnt ya? lol no we done told ya we aint done yet. wat relly happend was that we had to get our apendex out and was in the hospital. damn we was hurtin like a dyin dog. the damn thing busted. the doc told us taht if we didnt get in when we did yall woudnt see no more johnny q. but its all good. we got home this morn. well be around. still got to finish our frend fam and enemigos gallrey.

rock on !!!

bill levison



bill yes motherfucker ya knowed wed be writin bout you one way or another! lol levison is quite the motherfucker but hes good as gold. dont piss him off though. he got us our job drivin the milk truck in birmingham. he dont work there anymore. started his own transportation biz. more power to ya. we done told you taht longhall drivin aint fer us. but he reels in the $$$.

wats yer place in our life? well every jerny has a begining. an you put us on the rode to greatness.

rock on levison !!!

mr jesse



wat can we say bout mr jesse? hes our little green frend from way back. wehn swamp soup folded mr jesse was there. he enspired us to press on an not life knock us down. a fistey little feller he is but thats wat taut us a thing or to.

rock on mr jesse. an we know yer names not relly pablo. lol

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alex pinson



alex is the lead singer and rythm guitarist fer our band. it was him and us taht came up with the name head. shamus and us owes this motherfucker a lot as it is. he put us up wehn we first moved out of the drake an after the damn flood hit our duplex. spent a lot of hours bangin out some damn good musics at his farm to.

rock on brother !!!

frends fam & enemigos

its been pretty quiet back at the ranch lately and we decided it would be cool to write about the most influenal ppl in our life good or bad. so over the next few days an weeks well be postin pics and blerbs about these people.

were start off with boss man. without bossman there would be no johnny q in nashvegas and there woudl be no band called head.

bossman (donnie)



bossman owns a hotel in nashville. we relly precate all his help an support in the days before our move from birmingham to nashvegas. we was still drivin the milk truck and basicly was a washed up guitarist. he provided us weith the courage to pick ourself up an have the motevation to take a chance. if there was no bossman in our life, wed still be ni birmingham workin the route an burger joints and ther would be no head for yall to go see. rock on bossman. props to ya!!

a girl came home

a girl came home from her date. her mama was waitin up for her, and when she walked in teh door, her mama seen that she had rice in her hair.

''tracey'' she sayed, ''you never told me you was goin to a wedding.''

''i didnt mama'' tracey ansered.

''i was givin a blowjob to a chinese boy and he threw up on me.''

rock on !!!

stinkin liberals and politicle correctnes

we havnt been on here lately. sorry bout that. so much has happened here in nashvegas were sure ya heard about. damn flood put us out of the duplex we rented in antioch. the lanlord didnt watn the lieablility. water got the crawlspace and the backyard. but he mustve wanted taht damn fema money more than he wanted rent. we wasnt behind.

we still been doin shows. head aint yer daddys band. we cover a lot of southern rock, punk, and country. and we been writin our own shit too. not makeing money worth shit but were havin a damn good time.

we got kicked off facebook. some mothefucker commie pinko liberal black guy couldnt take a man writin politiclly incorrect posts in discussins about nobama. he sayed we were makin racist bigoted remarks and was harassin him. anybody taht knows us knwos we aint racist. we dont really like blacks but they have a rite to live and work like anybody else. it was not there fault they was brung over here. and those slave owners can kiss our ass. if ya dont like workin with no raise imagine having to work with no pay at all. they was done rong. as long as they mind there own business were ok with blacks.

so wat do we got? we got our musics. we got our balls. and we got our blog.

fuck you darius owens.

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The Bloody Snots- Liberals Are Bad

The way I see it

happy entitlement day

today is april 15. the day your taxes is due. as ya write yer check or worry about not havin enough money ta write that tax check, think about wat taht moneys goin ta pay for. pays for a lot. next time ya drive arond the projects, be sure to let that motherfucker sittin on the hood of his car drinkin that hooch thank ya for payin his way.

rock on !!!

were back !!!!

sorry fer bein to damn lazy to update our blog. we almost fergot our damn password! lol

anyways, head is still a band. it aint goin anywere much but we have a damn good time. the problem is we got sothin in teh way called work. lol but keep yer eyes and ears open. when ya least expect it well be jammin around yer corner. many thanks to yall who come out to support us.

so since movin up here to tennessee we decided we cant live out of shithole motels or mooch off frends so we got us a duplex in antioch. theres a hell of lot of traffic out here but its a lot closer to town than franklin.

so expect our blog to be up an runnin pretty regular in the next few days.

rock on !!!