frends fam & enemigos

darius owens



an fineally the motherfucker of the year. we keep forgettin to finish up with this asshole. hes not worth our time to sit down and rite about him. but evry time we take a shit and wipe our ass we take a look at wat we wiped off our ass an remembered taht we still need to rite about darius owens.

this cocksucker is nothin but a two bit wellfare usin commie pinko liberal limp wristed bastard. we was writin some shit on our facebook taht wasnt necesarly politicly correct. this asshole came out of nowhere an told us he was gonna report our ass to the admins. shut our damn acount down and banned our ass. wat hapened to freedom of speech you cocksucker???

its all good. ya think ya done us in. but nobody messes with johnny fuckin q. nobody. not even philip tate could put us down fer good.

kiss our ass cocksucker!!!

rock on !!!

how do you starve a black guy???

q: how do you starve a black guy?????

a: hide his food stamps under his work boots. lol

rock on !!!

bastard uncle

some damn blond guy comes home erly from work and hears strange noises comin from teh bedroom.
he runs upstairs to find his wife nekkid on there bed, sweatin and pantin.
'wat hapened' he sayed.
'im havin a hart attack' crys the woman.

he runs down the steps and grabs phone and just as he is dialin 911 his 4 year old yungun comes up and sayed,
'daddy! daddy!.... uncle teds hidin in yer closet an hes got no clothes on',,,,

teh motherfucker slams down the phone and storms up the steps into the bedroom past his screamin wife, and rips open the door of the closet.
an wat the hell, there is his brother, totally nekkid, cowerin in the closet.

'ya bastard' shouts the husband,
'my old ladys havin a hart attack and your runnin around scaring the yungus!!!!'


rock on !!!

definiton of finger omelet

fin·ger om·e·let    [fing-ger om-lit, om-uh]
–noun
Female masturbation. When a woman is fingering herself so fast that it looks like she is whipping some eggs.

Jennie would rather sit at home and make a finger omelet than go out to the bar and have fun.


lol

the longgest scream

3 frends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make there wifes scream more from sex.

tehy all go home to have sex with there wifes and make em scream.

the next day the meet. teh first frend sayed, 'I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screamin for at least 1 1/2 hours.'

the 2nd frend sayed, 'thats nothing, i start lickin my wife for 2 hours and she was screamin the whole time and half hour after that.'

the 3rd frend sayed, 'tahts nothing, i made love to my wife for 10 minutes, i cummed a couple times i wiped my dick in the curtain an she still screamin!' lol

rock on !!!

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tj



this cat runs a talkshow on the radeo in nashvegas. we think hes ether stupid as hell or on the dems payroll. he say he dont like ilegal aliens comin inot the usa. but wehn arizona passed that law enforcing the fedral one he sayed it was racist. we been round and round this damn issue with him on this. he hang up on us when we call in to debate it with him on the radeo. wehn he respond to us on his facebook page he just repeats the same shit over and over.

hes frustratin coz if he keeps runnin his damn mouth hes gonna make the ppl listenin to his show think he really beleves wat hes sayin. evry time we back him into a corner he says some shit like ''yer grandady is yer daddy an yer uncle too'' or ''next time yo u go to a fam reunion make sure you bring condoms.'' we bout got him slammed on his fb page before they banned our ass from facebook. more about the motherfucker that is responsible we promise.

rock on !!!

we aint done yet

bet yall thout we forgot bout our blog didnt ya? lol no we done told ya we aint done yet. wat relly happend was that we had to get our apendex out and was in the hospital. damn we was hurtin like a dyin dog. the damn thing busted. the doc told us taht if we didnt get in when we did yall woudnt see no more johnny q. but its all good. we got home this morn. well be around. still got to finish our frend fam and enemigos gallrey.

rock on !!!